Truly Original Valentines

Blank inside. These are the largest in format. $5.00@ at The Sad Shop.

Blank inside– Clockwise: I hate to break it to you, but you’re stuck with me $5.00

I’m so glad you seduced me with your Charming Awkwardness $5.00

Thanks for being my husband. If I had a different husband, I would punch him in the face and go find you. $4.70

You’re the best person to hang out with because if I ask a ridiculous question like “What would you do if a bear was chasing you?” you would say something like “How big is the bear?” and that shows that you’re taking the question seriously and I appreciate that. $4.50

Today is like one of those days when I’m just like “meh” and you’re like “exactly” and that’s why you’re the fucking best. $4.50

There’s no one else in the world I’d rather have snoring loud as fuck beside me $4.70

Inside: Probably Try to Find You Well, crazier

Inside:Except Wine of Course

(If you’ve been waiting for the perfect , dramatic moment to reveal your ability to fly or just jump pretty high, it’s now.)

Inside: You Go First

So I guess I’ve been using you all these years

Compendium Cards $3.95

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