Contributor: Shelley Goldberg

Shelley Goldberg is the Chief Green Officer for The Green Impact Exchange (GIX).  She lives and works in New York City. In her spare time, she enjoys writing short stories and humor.  

The humbling act of parking your derrière on crinkling medical exam table paper can make you cringe in expectation of health-related surprises. I’m perched like a pigeon in the examining room of my orthopedic surgeon,…

You’re a fake and a phony.  And how about this for adding insult to injury? You’re hideous. My contempt for you is beyond reproach.  I’m utterly sick of your presence, having persistently put up with…